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African CATS, Advanced MultiCatural Theory, and the RETURN OF CATSTATS. also, Disney: Still Racist
HELLO CAT FANS!!! I wrote that extra-big! That is because I extra-missed you! I am finally done with my undergraduate course of study in Theoretical Cata-physics, and I finally have some time to write!!! YAY!!! Today I want to talk about BIG CATS. What are BIG CATS, you ask? Well, from a scientific perspective, they … Continue reading
CatStats IV, Real Talk, Friends: Serious Business
Hello Cat Fans! Welcome to another installment of CatStats ™ Today I am going to get serious for a minute and talk to you about some important things. I know sometimes my blog is “funny and informative” but right now I’m getting “real.” Getting “Real” As many of you already know, I recently ended a … Continue reading
Laser Cats: The Ultimate Cat Toy
Hi Cat Fans! Today I’m going to talk some more about CAT TOYS. Last night I was at a friend’s house and SNL was on. They did a bit with Elton John where they took the musical Cats and changed it. Their version is in outer space and the cats can shoot lasers out of … Continue reading
Because Cats Like Toys
I have been “pussyfooting” around a very important issue for almost 5 days (that’s how long I have been cat-blogging)(cat pun). But now the time has come for some RealTalk. Otherwise known as Advanced Cat Theory ™ Toys. Everybody’s talking about it. Cat toys. Do cats like toys? What toy should I buy for my … Continue reading
CatStats II and MORE
CatStats: Current as of 5:20 PM EST. Food in: 1/2 can Friskies Meaty Chunks Chicken Dinner With Gravy Food out: 2 pee pees, 0 poops # of times it seemed like a good idea to wake me up with meows in the middle of the night: FOUR: 12AM, 2AM, 4AM, 6AM # of times I … Continue reading
CatStats
This is the beginning of a new series in which I tell you stats about my cats. Feel free to share your own pet stats. CatStats Food in: 1 Can Friskies Meaty Bites Chicken Dinner in Gravy Food out: 3 pees 1 medium large poo Times observed running away from imaginary gremlins: 5 Times not … Continue reading
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